Tamoball

Tamoball's tamoballer version X Nuzlocke Rules! Standard Nuzlocke rules: I may only catch the first Pokémon encountered in each area, and none else. If the first Pokémon encountered faints or flees, there are no second chances. If the first encounter in the area is a Double Battle in dark grass, or a horde I may choose which of the Pokémon to catch. If any of my pokemon faints, it is perma-dead. No resetting the game when things head any degree towards south. The rules would be pointless if I did that. I can use only Pokémon I have captured myself, meaning traded Pokémon, mystery gifts, etc., are prohibited. Tradi

PlotplotplotpLOTPLOTPokedex! Tamo: ...K. PlotplotAdventure Rules get! Tamo: ...K. Converseplotplot Baebor: What're you gonna do, Tamoball? Tamo: zzzzzzzHuh what? I'm awake! I'm a....zzzzzzzz -tries to leave- Trevor: Umm....Tamo? Tamo: Ye? Trevor: Your skirt... Tamo discovered Mousse's prank! Tamo is embarassed (em bare assed...but not really.) Tamo: MOUSSE! woopwoopwoopwoop! -one minute later- Tamo: Le gasp! Can it be! No! It's not true! My one weakness! -Tamo's pokemon look concerned- Tamo: PRESCHOOLERS! -Tamo team collective facepalm combo x3- Tamo then spends the next few minutes petting Mousse's tummy After soundly spanking 2 Preschoolers

Santalune Forest! Tamo: I wonder if Santa lives here in the summer. Ooh! A sign! -approaches sign- Baebor: Hey wait up! Let's walk together! Tamo: Ok. But only if you lead! -Baebor does not lead- -Tamo is not happy about not making a Dat Ass! joke every chapter- Tamo: At least she's a portable pokecenter... Baebor: dat ass~ -reads sign- Tamo: Dropped items? Sucks to be them~ First encouuuunteeeer Tamo: Grass monkey! Drumsticks hits it three times to get it in the weak enough Tamo: You are the first thing that Drumsticks hasn't slaughtered. GET IN MAH BALL! -pokeballer assault!- Grass Monkey (Male) "Basil" get! -Basil is Quirky...Which does no

-runs into tall grass for 2 whole steps- -is attacks by a pidgey. Level 3- Tamo: Get in mah bawl! Pidgey (male) Drumstick get! -some healing later- Tamo: Dat ass....I know dat ass anywhere. Baebor! -one tutorial later- Something something Calem's parents. Tamo: K. -more pokeballs get- Tamo: I swear....I come up with a nickname for you, but then you ruin it with your sensibility....and your gifts. Your gifts shall not avail you, Mister! ...but I'll be keeping these anyway. >.> Baebor: If I find a cute pokemon, I'll throw lots of balls at it! Tamo: Hehe....you said balls. -2nd wild pokemon go!- Tamo: Crap! It's a pinecone! Drumstick, run! -Drum

In Kool-Aid Town -Find random door.- -Waltz right in.- What? It had a pokeball sign on it. It had to be a shop! -Can buy 17 pokeballs, but only buys 10. Gets a premier ball as a gift!- Tamo: ....What's your game? -Walk over to other side.- Find potion sign in between two doors. One has a red.....awning? Awning. The other has green. -Wonders which one.- Tamo: Prolly the green one. It's always the green one. -walks in and finds the other store- Tamo: Success! -talks to npc girl- Npc girl: The pokemon center just past Santalune Forest wil fix up your pokemon for free! Tamo: So to get free healing, I must pass through a....forest. I've heard abo

Oh god....first hour or so of the Nuzlocke: Swears at a fucking bird for waking me up Try to leave house in PJ's. Fail miserably cuz mom Meet neighbors Hop on Rhyhorn...also proceed to accidentally call it Groudon and then correct myself to Rhydon Then Rhyhorn cuz I'm a derp. Find out it's sleepy. Tamo: Awww. Sleepy Rhyhorn -walks over to its face- petpetpet~ -pets Rhyhorn- -finds neighbors and 2 other people seated at a cafe of some kind- Tamo: Oh god! They're multiplying D: Big guy (who I will refer to as Tubbo McGroove from here on): Shauna's description was spot on! Tamo: I'm not sure how I feel about my baebor being able to profile me af